Left kid: I’m going to write a story. It’s going to be about [talks for the next 10 minutes.]
Right kid: I wish I could color your mouth shut.
Right twin: I was gonna feed my sunflower seeds to the ducks, but Mama said no. I have to eat them.
Left twin: Oooooh! You said but!
Left kid: This game is so cool.
Right kid: SCREEN!
Front: I wonder what we’re having for dinner.
Middle: Pssst! I figured out how to pick the lock on our door with a plug prong.
Back: Better not tell Mama!
Right: You’re an interesting creature. What do they call you?
Left: Someone please get me out of here.
Him: I just love the smell of my own fart.
Him: My brother just took away a red LEGO and now I can’t build what I need to build b/c there are only five billion more red LEGOs and also the world is ending.
Left kid: You have a really nice booger in your nose.
Middle kid: If you only knew what I just did.
Right kid: I REALLY NEED TO PEE!
Thing 1: Is she still behind us?
Thing 2: Yes.
Thing 1: Think we could slip away without her noticing?
Thing 2: Probably.
Left twin: We ate a whole bottle of kid vitamins.
Right twin: If you only knew what I’m going to do to the toilet later today.
Him: Don’t worry. I just fell asleep while I was talking, too.
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