A Blanket Made of Hair
Mama: “What do you have in your mouth, Zadok?”
Zadok (2): “Hair.”
Mama: “Why are you chewing on my hair?”
Hosea: “I like hair.”
Mama: “I know. You used to chew on my hair when you were little.”
Hosea: “Will you make me a blanket out of your hair, Mama?”
Ummmm….CREEPY.
Toilet Delivery
Hosea (4), playing with toys: “Who can bring me a potty?”
Mama: “You need to go potty?”
Hosea: “Yeah. But I don’t want to walk.”
Back in the 1940s
Hosea: Is that Adam and Eve? Ewe they’re naked.
Asa: That’s because back in 1940 they had nothing!
Precision of Language
Talking with the oldest about his Star Wars Lego starship, which launches missiles.
Mama: “How does it work again?”
Jadon (8): “Oh. You just run your hand swiftly across the bottom.”
That’s the kind of vocabulary that comes from reading a lot.
