5-year-old: [home sick from school.] I DON’T NEED A NAP.
[five minutes later, snapped the picture above.]
Me: You’re going to be late again.
8-year-old: Well, you should have gotten me out of bed sooner.
Me: Well, I wanted you to get the most sleep you possibly could so you wouldn’t be tired.
8-year-old:
Me:
8-year-old: Well, I don’t know what to say about that.
Me: Why are you drinking out of a bowl?
6-year-old: Because I couldn’t find any cups.
Me: That’s weird.
[Open cabinets to see a million different cups.]
Me:
6-year-old:
Me: What was that again?
Me: Time to go.
8-year-old: You should have told me to get out of the shower sooner.
Me: That’s not my job.
8-year-old:
Me:
8-year-old: Everything’s your job.
