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Messy Mondays
Where In the World Are You, Shoes?
Shoes, shoes, shoes. We’re always searching for shoes.
Just a Little More Effort, Kids. Just a Little More Effort.
This right here is the story of my life. Clothes. And hampers. And clothes that don't make it in hampers. We have laundry hampers stationed strategically around our house. There is one downstairs because boys strip as soon as they get in the door. There is one in the...
Glitter, Glitter, Everywhere. Wipe It Up? IT’S STILL THERE!
"One day, baby," he says. "One day, what?" I say, because usually this ends in something like "One day we'll go to Paris" or "One day we'll take a weekend to New York" or "One day we'll have a clean house," but it's too early in the morning for dreaming big like that....
I’m Glad My Kids Can Get Their Stuffed Animals Dressed.
They can dress their stuffed animals, but they can’t dress themselves.
We Call Our Twins ‘The Destroyers.’ This is Why.
Sixty seconds, y'all. SIXTY SECONDS OF LEFT-ALONE TIME IS ALL IT TOOK FOR THE TWINS TO DO THIS. I don't even know what happened here, because they're 3, and when I asked, it sounded like this: Boaz: "Zaggit did it." Zadok: "NO! I DIDN'T!" (even though he was laid out...
The Water Container That’s Always Empty
I fill this thing up every single morning. I swear. But at any point in the day, if I come downstairs to refill my Klean Kanteen, this container will be empty. Every time. Where is all this water going? My husband blames the kids. My kids blame Daddy. What am I to do...
This Backyard is Why Moms Don’t Like Rain
If it doesn’t stop raining soon, I swear these weeds are going to grow legs and run us out of our house.