Identity crisis
Zadok (2): “Daddy a boy and Jadon a boy. I not a boy, I a twin.”
My poop scared me
Jadon (8): “Mama, I sat down to poop today, and it sounded like a gunshot when it came out.”
Mama: “Wow. That’s quite interesting…information.”
Jadon: “Yeah. It scared me. I don’t want to ever do that again.”
April Fool’s Fun
Asa (5): “Mama, I got on red today.”
Mama: “Really?” He looked really crestfallen, this boy who hardly ever gets in trouble.
Asa: “April Fool’s! Actually, I got on purple. That means awesome.”
Mama: “How exciting for you!”
Asa: “April Fool’s!”
Jadon (8): “I walked home from school by myself.”
Mama: “No you didn’t.”
Jadon: “April Fool’s!”
Hosea (4): “Mama, I lost my shoe on the way to pick up Jadon and Asa.”
Mama: “Then why is it on your foot?”
Hosea: “April Fool’s!”
These “jokes” went on for ten minutes, before I had to close them down.
Mama: “Really?” He looked really crestfallen, this boy who hardly ever gets in trouble.
Asa: “April Fool’s! Actually, I got on purple. That means awesome.”
Mama: “How exciting for you!”
Asa: “April Fool’s!”
Jadon (8): “I walked home from school by myself.”
Mama: “No you didn’t.”
Jadon: “April Fool’s!”
Hosea (4): “Mama, I lost my shoe on the way to pick up Jadon and Asa.”
Mama: “Then why is it on your foot?”
Hosea: “April Fool’s!”
These “jokes” went on for ten minutes, before I had to close them down.
An orphanage is better than home
Jadon: “I want you to drop me off at an orphanage.”
Mama: “You think an orphanage is better than living with Mama and Daddy?”
Jadon: “Yes! You’re that bad to me.”
(Because we told him it was time to clean up his LEGOs and come participate in story time.)
Mama: “You think an orphanage is better than living with Mama and Daddy?”
Jadon: “Yes! You’re that bad to me.”
(Because we told him it was time to clean up his LEGOs and come participate in story time.)
That’s some motivation
Daddy: “So I’m going to work out four times a week, and every time I do a workout, I want you guys to celebrate with me. What are you going to do to celebrate?”
Asa: “I’m going to turn into Swift and run to Ms. Hevner’s house and get some infetti eggs.”
Mama: “What kind of eggs?”
Asa: “Infinity eggs?”
Jadon: “Confetti eggs, Asa.”
Hosea: “I’m going to clean off the dining room table and wipe it with sprayer.”
Daddy (trying so hard not to laugh): “And what are you going to do to celebrate with me, Jadon?”
Jadon: “I’m going to attack you.”
And he did.
Asa: “I’m going to turn into Swift and run to Ms. Hevner’s house and get some infetti eggs.”
Mama: “What kind of eggs?”
Asa: “Infinity eggs?”
Jadon: “Confetti eggs, Asa.”
Hosea: “I’m going to clean off the dining room table and wipe it with sprayer.”
Daddy (trying so hard not to laugh): “And what are you going to do to celebrate with me, Jadon?”
Jadon: “I’m going to attack you.”
And he did.
