I’m Coming To Kill You
Hosea (4) in a sing-song voice: “Spiiiider… I’m coming to kiiill you.”
GET FIRED!!!
Asa (5): “You should quit all of your jobs and just spend time with us.”
Daddy: “We would love that!”
Hosea (chanting): “GET FIRED! GET FIRED! GET FIRED!”
Big Boys Don’t Need Straws
Asa: “I don’t need a straw, I’m a big boy.”
Thinks for a moment
“Actually, I like straws.” Puts the straw back into his cup
Un-reciprocated Affection
Hosea: “I try to kiss Asa, but he just spits in my face.”
