5-year-old: Knock knock
Me: Who’s there
5-year-old: How do you get germs on your fingers?
Me: How do you get germs on your fingers who?
5-year-old: How you get germs on your fingers is you lick all over them.
Me:
5-year-old: you didn’t laugh.
Me. Oh, right. Hahaha
6-yearold: What do you call a witch that’s on the beach?
Me: I don’t know.
6-year-old: A sand-witch.
6-year-old: What happens when a banana is playing in the sun?
Me: I don’t know.
6-year-old: The banana peels
6-year-old: What do you call a singing cat?
Me: Um…
6-year-old: A cat singing.
Me:
6-year-old:
Me: I think I saw that one coming.
6-year-old: What do you call a car that’s not moving?
Me: A stationary car.
6-year-old: No. A stopped car.
Me: Same thing.
6-year-old: No it’s not.
Me: Actually it is. Stationary means not moving.
6-year-old: But this car was stopped.
Me:
6-year-old:
Me:
6-year-old: It’s not the same thing. Trust me.
6-year-old: What do you call a penguin who doesn’t win?
Husband: I don’t know.
6-year-old: A peng-in. Get it?
Husband:
6-year-old:
Husband: No.
6-year-old: A peng-in. He doesn’t win, so you take out the w.
Husband:
6-year-old:
Husband:
6-year-old: Never mind.
