What I want to tell my boys every time they fight. Which is every other second, now that school’s out.
He was lucky. He only ended up with half his face burned off.
I know. So disappointing.
One of them ended up with a dented face, but at least now I can tell the identical twins apart.
Seriously. It smells like a locker room in my house. (When do they start to care how they smell?)
Surprisingly (and sadly) the fan was hurt far more than the kid who tried this one.
Who’s in the hide-food-from-your-kids club?
Lots of injuries on this one. Think he won’t try it again? It only took 24 hours to get back in the game.
We needed to buy new toilets after this happenstance. (Explosive diarrhea has nothing on 5 pounds of grapes.)
