That’s because you’re an alien
Jadon (8): “Real moms and dads don’t give their kids chores after dinner.”
Mama: “Huh. That’s weird. I guess Nonny wasn’t a real mom, because I had to do dishes after dinner all the time when I was a kid.”
Jadon: “That’s because you’re an alien. And she is too.”
Watch out for the fumes
Asa (6): “If you come over here, don’t you dare, because I just tooted.”
Thanks for the warning son, but I already walked right into it.
The fight club
The oldest was asking about going to a secret hideout he and his brothers have. Alone. We hesitated.
Jadon: “So, can we go by ourselves, Mama? We have excellent fighting moves.”
Mama: …
Please, please, please go outside
(Trying to cook dinner.)
Mama: “I’m going to send you all outside if you don’t get out of the kitchen.”
Asa: “But I’ll be sweating and I’ll be melted.”
Let something else speak for you
Mama: “So, Asa, what are you thankful for?”
Asa: “I’m thankful for my baby brother Asher. Except when he has a poopy diaper. Because then he smells like—”
(Asa’s booty): Pffffffttt
(Laughter, all around)
Hosea (5): “Asa! Your booty was talking for you!”
