We’re winning at parenting
Jadon (8): “I need a haircut. My hair is so long it keeps getting stuck in my ears, because my ears have too much wax in them.”
Asa (5): “My ears have so much earwax!”
Where are you going?
Hosea (4): “Where are you going, Daddy?”
Daddy: “To Sean’s house.”
Hosea: “I want to go.”
Daddy: “Oh, Sean doesn’t allow kids at his house.”
Hosea: “Wait, so you can’t go?”
Tastes Like Brown
Hosea, while eating an apple: “Daddy, I just ate a caterpillar.”
Daddy: “You probably didn’t eat a caterpillar. What did it taste like?”
Hosea: “It tastes like the color brown.”
Smells Like Brown?
Asa: “I just tooted on my hand. Smell my hand.”
