At least we’re safe from fat bandits
Hosea (4): “Did you know part of our fence was down?”
Mama: “It is? How did that happen?”
Hosea: “I don’t know.”
Jadon (8): “Well, at least a bandit can’t get through. At least not a fat bandit.”
The name of the game is ‘Let’s Hurt Each Other’
Jadon: “At first Hosea won and Asa got mad and kicked him, and I said, ‘Nobody does that to my brother.'”
Mama: “So you guys were hurting each other?”
Jadon: “Yeah. That was the point of the game.”
I bet I’d look good in spandex
Mama: “Asa, did you know you’re wearing the twins’ pajama pants?” (The twins are 2. Asa is 5.)
Asa (5): “Yeah. I really like tight things. I want 200,000 tight things.”
